Sometimes a girl just needs a unicorn

I recently made one the best purchases of my life. I bought a unicorn onesie. Because I’m an adult, and can do whatever I want, and if wearing a unicorn onesie while eating Cheetos and drinking a mango margarita is what I want to do, then by the eyes of Hypno Toad, I’m doing it!

See? I’m an adult now! I’m totally rocking this shit! And Hubby thinks it’s super sexy because he knows better than to question my logic, as he will fail miserably. Much like I do most of the time with his logic, because a smarty pants with big brains, and curse him for that. It’s just better for everyone involved to just let the crazy lady have her way.

Speaking of crazy, I’ve had a good week. Spring Break was very helpful in letting me have a small break from the anxiety. I actually got sleep too, since insomnia tends to hang out like a thug with its pal anxiety. Big bowl of dicks those things. I’m going to have to speak with my doctors about the panic attacks as, seriously, I’m no longer amused with the whole soul crushing feeling of death when trying to go to sleep. Oh yay, more pills! Maybe I can draw faces on them so that at the very least they’ll be festive or something. Edible glitter maybe! OOOHHHHH!! Like doses of fairy-dust to prevent the Anxiety Trolls from passing because Gandalf already told them to get the fuck off his lawn and this is like the force field to help!

At least I managed to get a painting, one drawing and a doodle this week. I’ll have to figure out how to work in time during the rest of school to do some artwork as it helps keep me sane. Well sane-ish. Let’s not fool ourselves. I’m off my rocker, which is what makes me so damn charming and utterly delightful in my lunacy.

 

Seriously. No? Well fine. No cookie for you!

Well, my obsession with glitter makes me awesome then. I’m all shiny and sparkly. How can you hate something like that?! Honestly, glitter is what makes things………just swell, and……..OH MY GOD! I can totally put glitter on my unicorn onesie!!

Gotta go! Happy Chocolate Bunny day!

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